Cupcake Vending Machine GENIUS

When Im not blogging about cupcakes, I actually have a job that pays the bills. Well, last week, I had a sales call with a marketing company that put together this super cool viral video for Coca-Cola.

They call it the "Happiness Machine" and its a vending machine that not only dispenses sody pop, but also pizza, flowers, and whole liters of cola!!

Not one to rest on its laurels, this time, Coke is in London and while they continue to spread happiness to our estranged cousins via sugary carbonated beverages, my favorite part is the hilariously long tray of red velvet cupcakes coming from the vending machine amid the "you just won a BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAR" sound effects.

I am dead serious when I say cupcake vending machines need to happen. Dont worry folks, Im on it!

Watch for yourself:

 

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Yes That Cupcake is on Fire

Image via C&C Cakery

As November comes to a close, so does Movember--the month-long fundraiser for prostate cancer, finally giving dudes a valid excuse to grow the kind of mustache (read: John Watersy pencil stache or a "To Catch a Predator" style mustache) that will gross their girlfriends out but they cant do anything about because it is for a good cause, after all.


Anyway, in honor of said holiday, C&C Cakery is holding a contest for the manliest cupcake the blogosphere can whip up. So far, this beer spice cupcake with matcha frosting and a variety of edible accessories, including one that lights on fire, is the front runner in my book! Also cool, the creator has a full diagram of directions to create your own, if youre prepared to spend all day working on it, that is. And lets face it: if youre a man, youll probably only make it 5 minutes before you belch, scratch, and plop down on the couch. God love em.

The secret is sugar cubes. Betcha didnt know you could light em on fire!

Photo via Diamonds for Dessert

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Are So the New Cupcake

Have you heard someone say something like this recently, or, ever?! The conversation generally goes something like this:

"Oh Bitsy, did you hear? Whoopie pies are the new cupcake? We should go stand in line for an hour for one. We can split it in half and then split that over an ice cube and self-loathing."

"Oh really, Muffy? Because I heard macarons were the new cupcake...Kitty, what do you think?"

"Well I youre both wrong! Libraries are the new cupcake. And those shoes are HIDeous."

These are typically how my conversations go (Im generally the Kitty character, natch), but may God embarrassingly strike me down in my 5-inch purple suede pumps if ever I start talking about what the "new cupcake" will be. Do you know why??? Because there is no such thing as the "new cupcake!!!

FACT: Cupcakes have been around for hundreds of years. 

NOTHER FACT: Cupcakes are delicious. 

I dont know if youve picked up on it, but I get real annoyed real quick when I hear people say things like "cupcakes are just a fad," or "Lady Gaga is a man!" (thats neither here nor there, though). You know whats a fad? Jeggings. You know what else? Snookie. These are things whose days are numbered, and for good reason.

Yes, theres been an boom of cupcake shops over the past year or so, and yes, chances are very good that the bubble will burst, but thats not to suggest that people will suddenly consider delectable treats like cupcakes as passe. 

Do you consider birthday cake "so five years ago?" What about Rice Krispie treats? Do you scoff at the mere reference of them? And tell me, have you ever denied yourself a cookie because you were afraid of being behind the times?

The answer to these rhetorical questions is clearly no! So then why, dear readers, would cupcakes fall into some out-of-fashion-pastry black hole!? 

Do you see how preposterous this image is?!? Yeah, its effing stupid. I can say that cus I made it...in MS Paint, just to prove my point! Its as stupid as the theory that cupcakes are a fad.

I hope this closes the case around what the next cupcake will be, and in case it doesnt, the next cupcakes will be...MORE cupcakes!!!

However, I would totes be down with seeing some whoopie pie or macaron shops open up here in DC. Those things are delish! Thats the point after all: bringing more deliciousness to the world. I hope you can handle it.

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